IT TOOK ME TWO TIMES TO UNDERSTAND WHAT WAS GOING ON, HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY SIDES.
I DONT GET IT WHATS GOING ON
cats always land on their feet, and toast will always land on the buttered side. Therefore, if you tape buttered toast to the top of a cat= levitation. The scientist then uses the spinning cat as an energy source.
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My house is strange. There’s me, i’m bisexual, and I live with my gay brother and my asexual fiance.
My brother and I have the same taste in boys, but i’m really the only one who likes girls, and my fiance is generally just really excited about dragons.
Dude I want this sitcom
is generally just really excited about dragons